I’m not one for famous folks generally but I scraped these together in short order.

Angelina Jolie. The Other Woman to Jennifer Aniston. Woof. Plus she’s a kink factory. I’d bed her on a dare.

Catherine the Great. Yeah. I’d want her for her mind. Of course.

Eleanor Roosevelt. Well cmon now. The straight cheaters are little use to me. But the First Gaydy? Yeah. Her love letters drip with a need I’d feed.

Frida Kahlo I can get behind. Would like to get behind.

Princess Diana. Imagine the bank from that kiss and tell…