It’s tempting to pull apart your facile ‘arguments’, love, but why would I bother? When you can write (“without irony”), ‘A provocative line to be sure, but the context makes it clear that it was a joke.’ then spend an entire essay attacking a Netflix COMEDY SPECIAL for a lack of context, you’re clearly uneducable.

Please though do re-read your work and highlight all the times you sound ‘shrill’ (ouch. Glad you’re not sexist or anything!) and any time you contradict yourself. Then take a step back and see how little remains lacking a highlight.

Capricious by name, steadfast by nature. Trans femme dyke. Smutsmith. Provocateur. Witch. Poet. Slut. Idiot. Kicking names and taking ass.