OK. Firstly… Huh. I shall…give it a go. I’m trynna go long on accepting this body so, yeah. Why not?

But frickin seriously… How the flying fuck isn’t anyone commenting on how goddamned hot you are??!!

If I looked like you you better fucking believe I’d be jilling off to video of myself!! Looks like video of me frolicking in the surf would be sufficient tbh!!

😈💜