OMG! SO this!

I got into the advice column game because of my straight girlfriends constantly asking me, in their despair, how to deal with their men. They hoped that as a trans lesbian I might have insight to offer, and it’s true. There’s an element of being bilingual in both Martian and Venusian to being a trans woman.

There was a time I wondered if I might be bi. But the very thought of being in a relationship with a man always turns my stomach. It just sounds like such hard work.