This might be the most romantic description of motherhood I’ve ever read.

I seriously lol’d throughout. Although somewhat disturbingly I did know all the words on your proscribed list. Bearing in mind my kids haven’t been around for 14 years I do worry what my familiarity with this slang might mean for my wrinkly old ass.

Thanks again for the giggles.

Capricious by name, steadfast by nature. Trans femme dyke. Smutsmith. Provocateur. Witch. Poet. Slut. Idiot. Kicking names and taking ass.