This might be the most romantic description of motherhood I’ve ever read.

Mrs. Capricious

·Feb 17

I seriously lol’d throughout. Although somewhat disturbingly I did know all the words on your proscribed list. Bearing in mind my kids haven’t been around for 14 years I do worry what my familiarity with this slang might mean for my wrinkly old ass.

Thanks again for the giggles.

… abs is a wealth of sensitivity. That is if you’re not afraid to stick your tongue where a baby was sloppily extruded from my belly.

Dear 26 Year Old Who Messaged Me On AM

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Jennifer McDougall