Well now… I could comment on how very different male and female orgasms are, having had both. (boys… I’m so sorry…)
But then I saw the questions and well my succubus horns are aching this morning so…
“How often do you touch yourself?”
Several times a week. Sometimes more, sometimes less. I usually want more when I get more, but that was the case pre-transition too. I was always a girl, I guess. 🤷♀️
“Does your husband watch?”
My wife, but yeah, she likes to watch. I think it weirds her a little how vocal I am now though. Seriously I was loud for a ‘man’ but can’t stop those rolling girlgasms.
“Are your hornier after?”
I’m sometimes hornier after. But I don’t ache for a cock, no.
“How long does it take for you to cum?”
It takes anywhere from 5mins to meh 2 hours. Depends on the mood.
“Do you use toys?”
Toys? Always. No, I’m not nervous about that. (I’ve been asked. 🙄)
“Just your finger?”
It’d take more than one finger for me…
“Can you take a pic?”
I used to think I was shy. Then I posted someone a full on vid. A pic shouldn’t be any trouble. I’m bad.
“I’d help you anytime you’d like.”
A man, ‘help’ with female masturbation… Erm. Sometimes it just even sounds too much trouble.
“What do you think about?”
I think about girls, duh. One at a time. Usually.
“Do you cum?”
I cum every time I want to.
“How wet do you get?”
Dry as a bone. Haha. Oh lordy. Trans woman joke. But… No ejaculate anymore. That’s a bonus.
“You are my dream woman.” (I’m sorry, but this one makes me snort. I am the farthest thing from a dream woman you’d want, buddy boy…)
Yeah I know I’m your dream woman, lovely, but trust me, that thing? It don’t work. You watch too much trans porn. (any trans woman willing and able to switch with a guy is always guaranteed attention from ‘definitely not bi’ guys. Plenty of us don’t wanna top lil boys though). Quite apart from which, we’re just like cis women. We’re just as likely to bitch about the toilet seat or the trash. Dream woman, my ass.
“I’d do more than just watch.” (YES, PLEASE)
Well now, see my earlier point about ‘help’. If you can take instruction, jump right in.
And that’s my silly, sassy 2 cents. My idiotic comments are purely my own.