Yeah, it's pretty impressive, isn't it? And with a complete lack of any irony I ended speaking to the police about We Are Fair Cop when they interviewed me a espart of their response to the recent homophobic and transphobic violence in Liverpool.

When I was asked what I thought the police might do to better deal with the problem of hate you might imagine how keen I was to impress upon them how completely shitty it is that they have amongst their ranks a group of officers whose actions are actually illegal.

But then all transphobes are utterly irony-proof. They are beyond satire. They are self-parodying to the ploint of utter absurdity.

Capricious by name, steadfast by nature. Trans femme dyke. Smutsmith. Provocateur. Witch. Poet. Slut. Idiot. Kicking names and taking ass.